"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

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givenchybackstage:

Elie Saab Couture Fall 2013 Backstage

givenchybackstage:

Elie Saab Couture Fall 2013 Backstage

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hotdiggitydogblog:

When I was 13 I decided I never wanted to have children for multiple reasons. Now 20 (!!!) years later I still feel the same. It’s just not in me. Don’t get me wrong, I think I am a compassionate & caring person. I’ve just never felt that biological drive. But when it comes to animals. I want to take care of them all. I must have been a mother hen in a previous life. My dog is my baby. I enjoy taking care of him. I am delighted when he’s excited to go on an adventure or learn something new. I hate when he feels bad. I want to give him the best life. So, no mother, I’m not having children. You’re stuck with a dogchild.

hotdiggitydogblog:

When I was 13 I decided I never wanted to have children for multiple reasons. Now 20 (!!!) years later I still feel the same. It’s just not in me. Don’t get me wrong, I think I am a compassionate & caring person. I’ve just never felt that biological drive. But when it comes to animals. I want to take care of them all. I must have been a mother hen in a previous life. My dog is my baby. I enjoy taking care of him. I am delighted when he’s excited to go on an adventure or learn something new. I hate when he feels bad. I want to give him the best life. So, no mother, I’m not having children. You’re stuck with a dogchild.

Yes bey yeeeeeesssss

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murder-myself:

the most emotional post on tumblr

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bl-ossomed:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

I’m so fucked

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eatsleepcrap:

eatsleepcrap:

what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

you can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna

What does glue have to do with this

i knew you’d get stuck there

IM KILLING MYSELF

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